So readers, stop reading dis stuff and go read the rest of the stuff about Snotlings! Not only dat, but wez also gonna look at those famous players who play alongside Snotling teams, from da famous and mighty Troll, Ripper Bolgrot, to the lesser-known other Bolgrot, Ugroth, along with fan favourites such as Fungus the Loon and his big ball and chain! Vic Tallsnot, Guest Editor Spike! Journal *This is the opinion of Vic Tallsnot, guest editor of Spike! Journal, and is neither shared nor endorsed by Spike! Publications. Finally, we have some amazing scratchings**** brought to you by Nick ‘Nose Picker’ Kyme and Christian ‘Rear Scratcher’ Schwager.
We also getz to laugh at all those hilarious on-pitch deaths in Coffin Corner and see some of the super smart plans Snotlings use when they take to the gridiron. To go with dat, the nosey Halfling*** discusses the various rumours that keep good, honest jobs out of good, honest Snotling hands. There’s the regular stuff – the weird ratman** does some chattin’ with da great Snotling engineer, Zibbit, about why he’s making sure everyone, Snotling or not, has the latest Pump Wagon. Dat’s not all, though, cause we’ve got plenty more to let loose with. In this issue of Spike! Journal we’ll let rip with all the things you need to know about these teams, with detailed histories, team profiles, player lists and studies of their stars. In the pages of dis issue, you’ll read all about the best Snotling teams, from the famous underdogs, the ‘Mighty’ Crud Creek Nosepickers, to newer teams such as the ‘Devastating’ Doomspire Deathdealers. They may be small but don’t let that fool you, cuz Snotlings are clever, crafty and scrappy, bringing lotz of unheard-of tricks into the game that no one will see comin’. Snotlings are the smallest greenskins and the best at inventin’, able to build machines that would make a Dwarf swallow his beard in envy*. So, time to pick up the Journal and take a snotty nose through its pages as we get to know the most entertainin’ team in Blood Bowl! I n dis issue, we take a look at just what a Snotling team is, showin’ just how creative and great they are. Buy the stuff if you like it! GREETINGS SPORTS FANS! D is right ‘ere is the Snotling issue of Spike!, where we takes a look at the mighty Snotlings that play Blood Bowl in all their green glory! Though they might be small, they bring a proper good spirit to the game even when they’re dyin’.
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